WE ARE NASA!
We are NASA! The Neo-American Sasquatch association!
All sasquatches hailing from Neo-America are welcome here
and protected by the rights of NASA! Our goal is to reach out to those of us in need, through any type of aid. You want a statue of a famous beverage client in your yard with no consequences? NASA has your back! NASA does not exclude their services to themselves, should anyone need our help, we are open to all with just cause. Another goal is to spread awareness of the Neo-American Sasquatches!
Neo-American Sasquatches are highly misunderstood and feared! But through new vast connections and networks located on the distant planet "Earth" called "The Internet" it should be very easy to spread the word. We have traveled to Earth many times before, but it seems the humans are not ready for us. They fear and run away, or snap pictures with their out-dated camera devices, and some have proved to be very rude!
Here is a tale from my pal Ranie Briggins from his return from Earth: "... I just wanted to say 'Hello" says Briggins "I saw one in the Tree-Masses of America, and he seemed devastated. He was covered in mud and filth of the earth. I approached him and offered him my suit, for I saw no reason to change out of formal wear to my journey and he screamed. He screamed and ran deeper into the Tree-Masses. I quickly followed him, to make sure if he was okay, but when I caught up to him, he attempted assault to me and continued running! Are there now laws on Earth?"
Truly, a question to heed. It seems as though the ones of the Earth have a strong prejudice to our kinds.
UPDATE!
As of late, our kind have caused quite a stir to the Earth Ones. It seems they have found one of our cohorts, naked and drunken on Earth, and have caught footage of him. Derken is forbidden to return to Earth for quite a while, for search parties and mass media are searching for us!
We know not what they plan to do with us, lest they find us, but we are far from worried or offended. We see this as an opportunity! A time of renewal! We shall send few to Earth in a short time; we are coming!
All sasquatches hailing from Neo-America are welcome here
and protected by the rights of NASA! Our goal is to reach out to those of us in need, through any type of aid. You want a statue of a famous beverage client in your yard with no consequences? NASA has your back! NASA does not exclude their services to themselves, should anyone need our help, we are open to all with just cause. Another goal is to spread awareness of the Neo-American Sasquatches!
Neo-American Sasquatches are highly misunderstood and feared! But through new vast connections and networks located on the distant planet "Earth" called "The Internet" it should be very easy to spread the word. We have traveled to Earth many times before, but it seems the humans are not ready for us. They fear and run away, or snap pictures with their out-dated camera devices, and some have proved to be very rude!
Here is a tale from my pal Ranie Briggins from his return from Earth: "... I just wanted to say 'Hello" says Briggins "I saw one in the Tree-Masses of America, and he seemed devastated. He was covered in mud and filth of the earth. I approached him and offered him my suit, for I saw no reason to change out of formal wear to my journey and he screamed. He screamed and ran deeper into the Tree-Masses. I quickly followed him, to make sure if he was okay, but when I caught up to him, he attempted assault to me and continued running! Are there now laws on Earth?"
Truly, a question to heed. It seems as though the ones of the Earth have a strong prejudice to our kinds.
UPDATE!
As of late, our kind have caused quite a stir to the Earth Ones. It seems they have found one of our cohorts, naked and drunken on Earth, and have caught footage of him. Derken is forbidden to return to Earth for quite a while, for search parties and mass media are searching for us!
We know not what they plan to do with us, lest they find us, but we are far from worried or offended. We see this as an opportunity! A time of renewal! We shall send few to Earth in a short time; we are coming!