Celebrate Neo-American Sasquatch day!
Never forget! October 17 is the day we were founded! How to celebrate this? You needn't instructions if you yourself are a Neo-American sasquatch! Should you not be, we still have many ways for you! Here are a few ways:
Spread monkey semen all over your body
Invite all of your Neo-American Sasquatch friends over for a party
Listen to the callings of Mother Sasquatch
Exchange good deeds to Neo-American sasquatches
Sacrifice the unborn young to Mother Sasquatch
Spread awareness
Eviscerate yourself and devour your own intestines to join your young in the name of Mother Sasquatch
Spread monkey semen all over your body
Invite all of your Neo-American Sasquatch friends over for a party
Listen to the callings of Mother Sasquatch
Exchange good deeds to Neo-American sasquatches
Sacrifice the unborn young to Mother Sasquatch
Spread awareness
Eviscerate yourself and devour your own intestines to join your young in the name of Mother Sasquatch