Beware the Cysquatch
A cysquatch is a man or machine that acts as a sasquatch! Know the dangers!
A cysquatch will try to appear and act as a quatch, watch out for these signs:
Walking with a swagger
Attempt to grow hair in inhuman places
Requesting bowling scenarios
Scream and groan inhumanely
Pretend to like grape juice
Pretend to like the songs and cultures of the sasquatches
These cysquatches must be put to justice! If one is seen it must be taken down immediately!
A cysquatch will try to appear and act as a quatch, watch out for these signs:
Walking with a swagger
Attempt to grow hair in inhuman places
Requesting bowling scenarios
Scream and groan inhumanely
Pretend to like grape juice
Pretend to like the songs and cultures of the sasquatches
These cysquatches must be put to justice! If one is seen it must be taken down immediately!