Song of the Mother Sasquatch
Many Neo-American Sasquatches enjoy singing this song when they are down; Mother Sasquatch is always watching.
"Bitter theft, how vile of concept,
We die in the order of the man to the deer
A deadly poison, is man to dare
Is man to fare
The undying strength of our kind,
For the stomach is no more
As we sell it to a whore
And use the profit for a new door
A door to life
Above all man
From a giving, foolish hand
Whose sympathy was all so bland
In the cradle of a dead man
O' She will come!
O' SHE WILL COME!
Mother Sasquatch and her thousand young!"
"Bitter theft, how vile of concept,
We die in the order of the man to the deer
A deadly poison, is man to dare
Is man to fare
The undying strength of our kind,
For the stomach is no more
As we sell it to a whore
And use the profit for a new door
A door to life
Above all man
From a giving, foolish hand
Whose sympathy was all so bland
In the cradle of a dead man
O' She will come!
O' SHE WILL COME!
Mother Sasquatch and her thousand young!"
Bat Quatch
Bat Quatch is a heroic figure in the Neo-American Sasquacth Society, against his enemy, the Laughing-chaun who terrorizes the city of Eid, named after Eid who first ventured the Towers of Heaven, which was destroyed on September 11, 6001